An American

An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly

there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others

looked at him questioningly.

“That’s my pager,” he said, “I have a microchip under the skin of my

arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he

explained, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.

The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn’t know what to do to be

as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a

break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn’t realize that there was

a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside. The

others raised their eyebrows and said, “Wow! What’s that?” Instead of

being embarassed, inspiration struck his mind.

The Sardar explained,

“I’m getting a FAX. . . . . .”

A man and a woman, who had never met before,found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental
train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
the two
were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and
she in
the lower.

At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the
woman,saying, ??

“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be kind
enough to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket ? I’m awfully
cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, why
don’t we
pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!!” he is excited.

“Good,” she replies. “Get up and get your own damn
blanket.!!”

Smart Sardar

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government holidays !