2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
21.2.09
I Miss U SMS
I'm going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!
ever luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
hat makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!
Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses u, it shouldn't be so long that somebody finds out that how well he can do without u...!
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You.
Don't forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. Missing You!
I'm going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!
ever luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
hat makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!
ever luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
hat makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!
Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses u, it shouldn't be so long that somebody finds out that how well he can do without u...!
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You.
Don't forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. Missing You!
I'm going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!
ever luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
hat makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!
Broken Heart SMS
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
Forever, you promised
Forever, a lie
You promised the moon
And the stars in the sky
There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime
I really love U ... But U love some1 else
When I C U
I can't close my eyes
I just want U 2 say how much I care about U
May I could say U at someTime .....
I Love U More Than Myself
Know what I've been missing
All the time, I was missing U
I know who I shld be kissing
And I know U know that 2
In school they taught me that; 1 hour = 60 min.1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that; 1 sec. without U = 100 years
The first time I saw you I was scare to to touch you the first time I touch you I was scare to hold you, the first time I hold you I was scare to kiss, the first time I kiss you I was scare to love you now that I am in love I was scare to loss you.
in my life i've learned that heaven never wait let's take this now before it's gone like yesterday cause when i'm with you there's nowhere else that i would ever wanna be, NOOOOOOOO.......
Forever, you promised
Forever, a lie
You promised the moon
And the stars in the sky
There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime
I really love U ... But U love some1 else
When I C U
I can't close my eyes
I just want U 2 say how much I care about U
May I could say U at someTime .....
I Love U More Than Myself
Know what I've been missing
All the time, I was missing U
I know who I shld be kissing
And I know U know that 2
In school they taught me that; 1 hour = 60 min.1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that; 1 sec. without U = 100 years
The first time I saw you I was scare to to touch you the first time I touch you I was scare to hold you, the first time I hold you I was scare to kiss, the first time I kiss you I was scare to love you now that I am in love I was scare to loss you.
in my life i've learned that heaven never wait let's take this now before it's gone like yesterday cause when i'm with you there's nowhere else that i would ever wanna be, NOOOOOOOO.......
Get Well Soon SMS
Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”
May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,
This way and that way,
Morn to dusk everyday,
Get well soon.
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
Take good care of yourself, friend. We hope to see you up
and running and back at Kommies again. The place just isn't
the same without you.
Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ...... Hope you are up
& Splashing Soon. If wishes were flowers I'd send You A big
bunch to say.... Get Well Soon
You are feeling down and so am i with You not around. Hope
you Get Back in the swing of things real soon.
You Mean A lot to me.... and so does your Health and
Happiness..... So Here's a wish to say.... & Take good care
of Yourself !
May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom,
Swaying endlessly, this way and that way, Morn to dusk,
everyday. Get Well Soon!
Heard that you're not feeling well. So brought flowers for you
to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon
Heard that you're not feeling well. So brought flowers for you
to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”
May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,
This way and that way,
Morn to dusk everyday,
Get well soon.
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
Take good care of yourself, friend. We hope to see you up
and running and back at Kommies again. The place just isn't
the same without you.
Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ...... Hope you are up
& Splashing Soon. If wishes were flowers I'd send You A big
bunch to say.... Get Well Soon
You are feeling down and so am i with You not around. Hope
you Get Back in the swing of things real soon.
You Mean A lot to me.... and so does your Health and
Happiness..... So Here's a wish to say.... & Take good care
of Yourself !
May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom,
Swaying endlessly, this way and that way, Morn to dusk,
everyday. Get Well Soon!
Heard that you're not feeling well. So brought flowers for you
to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon
Heard that you're not feeling well. So brought flowers for you
to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon
12.2.09
A R Rahman - The Master Collection Instrumental
A R Rahman - The Master Collection Instrumental
Music Director : A R RahmanAudio
Release Date : May 2009
.:: Tracklist ‘n’ Download Links ::.
01.Jai Ho (Slumdog Millionaire) ( Download Here)
02.Nazrein Milaana (Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na) ( Download Here)
03.Kaise Mujhe (Ghajini) ( Download Here)
04.Masakali (Delhi 6) ( Download Here)
05.Pappu Cant Dance (Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na) ( Download Here)
06.Ringa Ringa (Slumdog Millionaire) ( Download Here)
07.Tu Mera Dost Hai (Yuvraaj) ( Download Here)
08.Guzarish (Ghajini) ( Download Here)
09.Genda Phool (Delhi 6) ( Download Here)
10.Kabhi Kabhi Aditi (Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na) ( Download Here)
11.Kahin To (Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na) ( Download Here)
12.Tu Muskura (Yuvraaj) ( Download Here)
Total Songs -12
Janaganamana India National Anthem Mp3 Audio
Janaganamana
Music : AR Rahman
Genre : National Anthem
Music : AR Rahman
Genre : National Anthem
01. Asha bhonsle -Jana Gana Mana
02. Hariharan -Jana Gana Mana
03. SP Balu -Jana Gana Mana
04. Unni Krishnan -Jana Gana Mana
05. All Artists -Jana Gana Mana
06. Instrument Version -Jana Gana Mana
07. Instrument Version -II -Jana Gana Mana
Total Songs ::07
Identity - Raghav (2009) Hindi Mp3 Audio Songs
Identity - Raghav (2009)
Music Director: Raghav
Lyricist/s: Raghav
Music Director: Raghav
Lyricist/s: Raghav
01 - My Kinda Girl (Ft Redman)
Raghav
02 - Humrahee
Raghav
03 - Angelina
Raghav
04 - Once (Ft Iceberg Slimm)
Raghav
05 - Jaadugar
Raghav
06 - Quincy Jones
Raghav
07 - Naino Waali
Raghav
08 - Reasons
Raghav
09 - My Kinda Girl (Ft Redman) (Panjabi Hit Squad Remix)
Raghav
10 - My Kinda Girl (Ft Redman) (Flip N Spin Remix)
Raghav
Total Songs:: 10
Lata Mangeshkar's Shraddhanjali (1994) Hindi
Shraddhanjali (1994)
Dediketed Songs By Latha Mangeshkar
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Music : Pankaj Muililck,Gyan Dutt, Jaidev, S.D. Buman,
Roshan, Shankaer Jaikishan, Datharam,
Salil Chowdari, Hemanth Kumar, Sahir, Rahul Dev, Laxmikanth Pyarelal
Dediketed Songs By Latha Mangeshkar
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Music : Pankaj Muililck,Gyan Dutt, Jaidev, S.D. Buman,
Roshan, Shankaer Jaikishan, Datharam,
Salil Chowdari, Hemanth Kumar, Sahir, Rahul Dev, Laxmikanth Pyarelal
SONGS OF K.L SAIGAL
01. Soja Rajkumari
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Zindhagi
Music : Pankaj Muililck
lYRICS : kIDAR sHARMA
02. mAIN kYA jANOON kYA jADOO hAI
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Zindhagi
Music : Pankaj Muililck
lYRICS : kIDAR sHARMA
03. Mainheen Ko Eaam Dikha Prabhu
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Bakth Surdas
Music : Gyan Dutt
Lyrics : D.N Madhok
04. Piya Milam Ko Jama
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : KapalKundala
Music : Pankaj Muilika
Lyrics : Pankaj Muilika
05. Yeh Raaten Yeh Mausam [non film]
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Music : Pankaj Muilika
Lyrics : Faiyyaz Hashmi
SONGS OF MOHD. RAFI
06. Kabhi Khud Pe
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Hum Dono
Music : Jaidev
Lyrics : Sahir
07. Din Dhal Jaye
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Guide
Music : S.D. Buman
Lyrics : Shallendra
08. Man Re Tu Kahe
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Chithraleka
Music : Roshan
Lyrics : Sahir
SONGS OF MUKESH
09. Jaoon kaham Bata
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Chhoti Bahen
Music : Shankaer Jaikishan
Lyrics : Masrat Jaipuri
10. Aansoo Bhari Main
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Parvarish
Music : Datharam
Lyrics : Masrat Jaipuri
11. Kahim Door Jab Din
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Anand
Music : Salil Chowdari
Lyrics : Yogesh
SONGS OF HEMANTH KUMAR
12. Tum Pukar Lo
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Khamoshi
Music : Hemanth Kumar
Lyrics : Gulzar
13. Teri Duniya Mein
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : House No.44
Music : Sahir
Lyrics : Sahir
14. Yeh nayan Dare dare
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Kohraa
Music : Hemanth Kumar
Lyrics : Kalfi Azmi
SONGS OF KISHORE KUMAR
15. O mere Dil Ke Chain
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Mere Jeevan Saathi
Music : Rahul Dev
Lyrics : Majrooh
16. Woh Shaam Kucmm Ajeeb
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Khamoshi
Music : Hemanth Kumar
Lyrics : Gulzar
17. Yeh Jeevan Hai
Artist : Lata Mangeshkar
Film : Piya Ka Ghar
Music : Laxmikanth Pyarelal
Lyrics : Anand bakshi
Total Songs : 17
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