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Please note this

Please note this carefully:

If you receive a phone call on your Mobile from any person saying that they

are checking your mobile line or going to give you some offer/ prize, and

ask you to press #90 or #09 or any other number. End that call immediately

without pressing any Number. There is a company in Pakistan that is using a

device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your SIM card and

make calls at your expense. They are misusing it to make calls from Indian

numbers. Forward this message to as many friends as u can, to stop it. This

information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3

million mobile phones affected by this. You can check this news at CNN web

site

What a great job from govt. of india

1)      Qus.: What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX
 
2)      Qus.: What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX
 
3)      Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
 
4)      Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX
 
5)      Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
 
6)      Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY
 
8)      Qus.: Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax:  PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX
 
9)      Qus.: Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX   ?
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
 
10)    Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX
 
11)    Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
 
12)    Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
 
13)    Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX
 
14)    Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX
 
15)    Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX
 
16)    Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
 
17)    Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
 
18)    Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE
 
19)    Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &
SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
 
20)    Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
 
21)    INDIAN :   Can I die now??
Ans : No,  wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX

Some important information

Some important information, if you are in Chennai or plan to move to Chennai

Chennai Pincodes

Eye Banks in Chennai

Online Bill Payments

 

Chennai Metro Water, Electric Bill, Telephone Bill

Essential Services

 

Gas Agencies in Chennai, ATMs in Chennai, Banks in Chennai, Blood Banks in Chennai

Transport

 

Chennai Railway Weblinks, Chennai Railway Phone Numbers, Chennai Roadways, Airlines booking
 

Sprituality

 

Daily Rahu Kalam

Best tourist places in Chennai

Adventure Sports in Chennai	Amusement Parks	Beaches	Chennai Tours	Churches and Basilicas	Historical Buildings
Memorials in Chennai	Monuments in Chennai	Mosques in Chennai	Museums in Chennai	Other places of worship	Parks in Chennai
Shopping Paradise of Chennai	Temples around Chennai	Temples in Chennai

URL	Member	Category	Posted Date
Golden Temple in Vellore		Chennai Tours	18 Mar 2011
Parthasarathy Temple in Chennai		Temples in Chennai	15 Mar 2011
Gemini Studio and Productions		Historical Buildings	13 Mar 2011
Mahabalipuram near Chennai		Chennai Tours	02 Mar 2011
Historical Vellore Temples		Chennai Tours	23 Feb 2011
Vellore Fort Near Chennai		Chennai Tours	22 Feb 2011
About Vellore tourist spot near Chennai		Chennai Tours	22 Feb 2011
Sri Agatheeshwarar Temple Kolapakkam Chennai/Tourist places Chennai/Chennai tourist attractions		Temples around Chennai	09 Jun 2010
Hop On-Hop Off Tour, East Coast Road, Chennai /Tourist attractions Chennai/tourist places Chennai		Chennai Tours	17 Apr 2010
Mangadu Kamakshiamman Temple Chennai		Temples in Chennai	05 Mar 2010
Dash N Splash Water Park Chennai		Amusement Parks	05 Mar 2010
Dolphin City and Little Folks Chennai		Amusement Parks	05 Mar 2010
Sri Ranganatha Swami Temple, Thiruneermalai,		Temples in Chennai	19 Feb 2010
Muttukadu Boat House, Chennai/ Chennai Tourist places/ Chennai Tourist attractions		Adventure Sports in Chennai	06 Feb 2010
Dakshin Chitra, Chennai/ Tourist attractions Chennai/Tourist places Chennai		Museums in Chennai	06 Feb 2010
Valluvar Kottam, Nungambakkam, Chennai\Tourist attractions Chennai		Monuments in Chennai	04 Feb 2010
Covelong Beach, Chennai\Chennai beaches\Chennai tourist places		Adventure Sports in Chennai	02 Feb 2010
Elliots Beach, Chennai\Chennai beaches\Tourist places Chennai		Beaches	17 Jan 2010
Marina Beach, Chennai		Beaches	17 Jan 2010
Fort St. George, Chennai		Historical Buildings	06 Jan 2010

 

Kindly, share this valuable information wherever possible.

1.  If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA , please contact: 
"RED SOCIETY" at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies. 

2. Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address.www.friends2support.org

3. Engineering Students can register in www.campuscouncil.com to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies. 

4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children. 
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.

5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by  Kodaikanal   PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to 4th April by German Doctors. 
Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668,245732 
"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips" 

6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected from them. 

7.  By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. So let all of us lend our hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING. 
  -Plant more Trees. 
  -Don't waste Water & Electricity.       
  -Don't use or burn Plastics 

8.  It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth. 
"TREES DO IT FOR FREE" 
"Respect them and Save them" 
 
9.   Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information about how to donate eyes plz visit these sites.http://ruraleye.org/

10.  Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore. 10. 
Contact : 9916737471 

11. Medicine for Blood Cancer!!!! 
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone. 
Cancer Institute  in Adyar, Chennai 
Category:  Cancer 
Address: 
East Canal Bank Road , Gandhi Nagar 
Adyar 
Chennai -600020 
Landmark: Near Michael School 
Phone:  044-24910754  044-24910754 ,  044-24911526  044-24911526 ,  044-22350241  044-22350241 

12.  Please CHECK WASTAGE OF FOOD 
If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - Its not a Joke, This is the number of Child helpline. 
They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.
AND LETS TRY TO HELP INDIA BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN Please Save Our Mother Nature for "OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS"