A policeman

A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become
detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a
picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first SARDAR answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he
only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is
his side profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him,
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two?? Of
course only one eye and one ear are showing because it’s a picture of his
side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?”
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks,
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds,
“Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”
The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
“The suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know
himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I
check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.”
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in
his computer , and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
“Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”
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“That’s easy,” the SARDAR replied.

“He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.”

Men and Women

Men on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says,” I want the men to form two queues

one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the
men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away
so that no man and woman can talk.”

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created
you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.

Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from
him!

Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replies, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”