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23.3.09
21.3.09
Flirt SMS
Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend... Its U Who's a liar.. Its mE..!
A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night...
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain... dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
he rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from...
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen
Promise me v r true frendz, i'm lamp u r lite, i'm coke u r sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha h
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Never trust a girl who sashows ys she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it she has been experimenting.
If u don't kno da feelings of some1 u luv, it makes u afraid 2 express ur feelings, it's like a crime that can give u a life sentence. Baby...I take this risk to tell u that I...I luv u. Gimme da life sentence to be with YOU.
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?
I want to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend ....
i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful
A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night...
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain... dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
he rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from...
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen
Promise me v r true frendz, i'm lamp u r lite, i'm coke u r sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha h
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Never trust a girl who sashows ys she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it she has been experimenting.
If u don't kno da feelings of some1 u luv, it makes u afraid 2 express ur feelings, it's like a crime that can give u a life sentence. Baby...I take this risk to tell u that I...I luv u. Gimme da life sentence to be with YOU.
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?
I want to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend ....
i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful
Kiss SMS
What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive..
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I"m missing you.
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i"ll kiss ur lips without fear. u"ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don"t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.
proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment.
read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i"ve filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
Look under your bed,maybe in ur head, for there i"ll plant lot of something called forget me not, here"s a most loving kiss coz you are the only one i miss.
when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"
when u kiss a American girl she says "kiss me hardly"
and
when u kiss a Pakistani girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na" (Don"t tell anybody)
I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money
I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
Give me one kiss to go to sleep. Give me two kisses to dream. Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS")
LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know
Kiss me and you will see stars ….
Love me and I will give them to you.
Kiss is a boot camp of doing something sweet and tasted that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation until generation.
never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
never give a hug, ask 4 it.
never ask do u luv me, first say i luv u.
never say i can"t live without u, say i live for u.
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive..
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I"m missing you.
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i"ll kiss ur lips without fear. u"ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don"t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.
proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment.
read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i"ve filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
Look under your bed,maybe in ur head, for there i"ll plant lot of something called forget me not, here"s a most loving kiss coz you are the only one i miss.
when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"
when u kiss a American girl she says "kiss me hardly"
and
when u kiss a Pakistani girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na" (Don"t tell anybody)
I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money
I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
Give me one kiss to go to sleep. Give me two kisses to dream. Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS")
LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know
Kiss me and you will see stars ….
Love me and I will give them to you.
Kiss is a boot camp of doing something sweet and tasted that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation until generation.
never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
never give a hug, ask 4 it.
never ask do u luv me, first say i luv u.
never say i can"t live without u, say i live for u.
Joke SMS
so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so
sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a
"Tubelight"
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than
Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car
is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just
happy that a cow can't fly!
Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u
if u're not careful
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a
"Tubelight"
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than
Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car
is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just
happy that a cow can't fly!
Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u
if u're not careful
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
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